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GOOOOOALLLLL! Hottie footballers of the World Cup 2010!

by Deborah Cruz

Hey, pay attention ladies. I know you are distracted by the on fire Hotties in their undies above. These are just a few reasons to support, love and embrace soccer! Yes, I sure could embrace me some soccer right about…now! Anyways, back to our regularly scheduled programming…
I don’t consider myself a huge sports fanatic but I am an avid supporter of Chicago sports teams…Go BLACKHAWKS!!! Sniff*Sniff*I’m still on the Stanley cup high. What next? The Cubbies..breaking the curse! Oh, a girl can dream!  ( sorry, I had to give the shout out to my team who FINALLY won the Stanley!!!!)
But, aside from hockey my big love is Football “SOCCER”. I come from a long line of footballers and I swear its in our blood. My Daddy, all my uncles, My Grandpa, all my cousins, nieces and nephews and even my girls and myself…we’ve all played the sport. Hell, I even married a soccer player. So of course today, while my beloved Hawks were celebrating parade style, I was planted in front of my television watching the opening round robin games of the WORLD CUP 2010!! The only other place I could have possibly been was Soccer City in Johannesburg! That being said, I had to share with you some of the many reasons that I absolutely adore soccer and will watch it for hours on end…..

You lovely French bastard, Oui, Oui, Oui!!! Baby, a thousand times OUI!

HOOOLLLEEE SHIT! GOAL!!!! Can I be the football?

 Smooth like Barry White, baby! Soccer, you are so beautiful to me!

You can pretend that I am the ball…Please catch me!

Not my favorite..but he does kiss his wedding ring before his games. You get extra hottie points for loving your wife! Lucky bitch!

Seriously, does it get any hotter than Cristiano Ronaldo? Lord, I am burning up in here. Any of you ladies feel the heat? Well, soccer is nothing if not sexxy. Gotta go. Gotta get my beauty rest so I can watch all the hotties run around the field tomorrow! Just thinking about it is getting me all hot and bothered.

Oh , I forgot….KAKA! That’s all you need to know about this Brazilian beauty! He is smokin hot and can play his ass off!

Happy World Cup 2010! Have you hugged your soccer player today? Better get right on that! Sweet dreams, ladies! GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!

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The Vegetable Assassin 2010/06/12 - 2:16 am

Yikes, the insomnia really HAS got you doesn't it? I grew up in the UK which is soccer crazy, so I can't even watch a game these days without getting hives. 🙂 Over exposure I think it's called. I'm just not a fan at all. Give me baseball any day. But I'm all for looking at hot men sweating so hey…

Jen 2010/06/12 - 2:29 am

I have never watched a game of soccer in my life!!! When is the next game on?? Perfect post to read right before going to bed. Sweet dreams to me! Thanks for sharing 😉


Eclipsed 2010/06/12 - 7:00 am

I am an official soccer convert now. Are they looking for any cheerleaders?

Liz 2010/06/12 - 9:30 am

You're cracking me up! First, LOVE that you gave a shout to the Hawks AND the Cubbies! Second, do you think the guy putting his sock on in the first photo thinks he got the short end of the stick? All the other dudes are posed and he's bending over like a weinie.

sarah 2010/06/12 - 8:17 am

I've never been a fan of soccer. I am a fan of hot-toddies. I started watching other sports because of hot men. Eric Lindros, Jeremy Shocky, Chad Pennington. I could TOTALLY get into watching sweaty men, err, soccer.

PS- I unofficially moved to WordPress.


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