Once upon a time a woman named Krista Stodden had a baby girl named Courtney Stodden. Sixteen years later, that “Mother” gave permission to her daughter to marry a creepy old man. 3X.HER.AGE!!! Courtney Stodden what are you thinking? Oh yeah, you were thinking that marrying a famous creepy old man would be a pretty savvy career move. We all know what Doug Hutchison was thinking and with what he was thinking. Let’s just say he wasn’t using the head on his shoulders. But
Courtney’s Mother, WTF were you thinking? Who, in their right mind ( aside from all those Playboy bunnies Moms) would allow their child to shack up with a man 3x her age.It’s practically pornographic, especially considering that she is only 16. This makes her mother,Krista, pretty much a pimp in my book. She whored out her daughter on the contention of a promising career. That’s typical of a manager but not a mother.
According to this video on CNN, Krista was completely aware of the budding relationship between her daughter, Courtney, and Mr. Hutchison, as she monitored her little girls emails ( as any good Mommy should do, I suppose). She said there was nothing scandalous about it and that they simply fell in love with one another over their online conversations. It all sounded very innocent but extremely creepy. What 16 year old girl finds herself attracted to a man 3x her age? Oh yeah, one that probably has Daddy issues. Mrs.Stodden said that you can barely tell an age difference between the pair. Is her mother blind? There is absolutely a marked difference between a 16 year old girl and a 51 year old man, as evidenced in photos.
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Oh Krista Stodden, What were you thinking?
Then I saw this next photo and I realized that it appears that Krista has had breast augmentation. Who get’s their kid a boob job before they are 18? (*I’m assuming they are augmented.Decide for yourself!) Then it came out that Coutney had told Doug that she was a virgin and “saving” herself for marriage. Isn’t that the oldest trick in the book for a fast track to marriage..aside from getting pregnant out of wedlock? It’s like her mother is one of those crazy Toddlers and Tiara’s Moms who took it to the next level. That’s right folks this is what toddlers in tiaras looks like in 14 years!
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This week’s Throat Punch goes most definitely to the crazy mother, Krista Stodden, who sold her daughter’s (ahem) virginity to the
creepiest oldest dirtiest first celebrity Sugar Daddy that she could find.You,lady, make my food want to regurgitate. Where’s this kids Daddy? Doesn’t he have a say in what’s going on with his little girl? Oh yeah, I forgot, he was probably afraid to speak up to his elders…Krista Stodden and Doug Hutchison. This whole situation is so dysfunctional it makes those crazy banjo playing toothless wonders in Deliverance seem downright white collar.
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Madam Krista Stodden, You SUCK!