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Throat Punch Thursday~ Love thy Amanda Nabers Edition

by Deborah Cruz

Throat Punch Thursday~Love thy Nabers Edition, Amanda Nabers,San Antonio

Amanda Nabers, shame on you!

This week, Amanda Nabers wins the prize for most obscenely negligent and deviant mother . Originally, this week’s Throat Punch Thursday was going to all the crazies boycotting DWTS because of Chaz Bono . But Amanda Nabers actions were a little too heinous to ignore. Who is this Amanda Nabers of which I speak? I’m glad you asked. Amanda Nabers is the 25 year old mother from San Antonio who left her children alone in the house while she went down the street to drink alcoholic energy drinks, pop pills and deflower the 13 year old neighbor. Oh,yeah..I said 13. I have no words. I’ve had some pretty shitty moms make a cameo appearance on Throat Punch Thursday but Amanda Nabers ranks pretty high up the shitty Mom food chain, of course she’s no Casey Anthony.

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Amanda Nabers, portrait of a pedophile & crap Mommy

Amanda Nabers has children of her own, remember the 2 little kids she left at home unsupervised while she went next door to get her freak on? As a mother she should have considered that the 13 year old neighbor was someone’s child. Ok aside from the obvious, what the hell was she thinking leaving her kids home alone while she went to get her sex on? Why? Why would a grown woman leave anywhere, at anytime to go have intercourse with a 13 year old? My only logical conclusion is that she is either completely insane or a total pedophile. Surely, there is no enjoyment that can be gained from a woman sleeping with an inexperienced child.

How did this even begin? “Hi, Mrs. Nabers, I’m selling chocolate for my school fundraiser, Would you like to buy one?” Amanda Nabers, “Come in little boy,Mama needs some sugar…”  I can’t even wrap my brain around this level of sickness. I don’t know the age of her children, because it was not disclosed, but seriously, who can just turn off their Mommy senses to check out and leave the kids unsupervised to have sex? How is that even possible. I was in Chicago last year and I swear I heard my daughter call out for me in the middle of the night, from 60 miles away. Let’s be honest, when my kids are asleep, I’m not plotting elicit trysts with teen boys. I’m planning on sneaking in naps…alone, sideways in my bed. Hell, I wish I could just turn off the Mommy spidey senses for a few minutes a day. But it’s like a super power that we acquire at the moment of giving birth. I could never do what Ms.Nabers has done. Aside from the fact that I prefer my men to be completely through puberty and my children to be safely in their rooms and closely supervised by a monitor ( so I can hear when they are sidling upon us), I can’t figure out what makes a Mom’s mind jump from..”Oh, little Johnny’s such a cute kid” to ” Oooh, Johnny’s hot. I want me some of that!” Hello, Mrs. Robinson, the pedophile police are looking for you.

Ms. Nabers confessed to the sexually deviant behavior but maintains that her children were never in any real danger. Sure, tell that to the Boogie Man. Oh wait…that’s you, Ms. Nabers. Apparently, the rendezvous’ took place several times over a 6 month time period. Thankfully DCFS has entered the equation and removed the children from the house. Whew, no more pesky kids around to cause guilt over or interfere with Ms. Nabers getting her groove on. My question is where the hell were little Johnny’s parents? Did this kid not go to school? Were his parents never home? Did they not care? What the hell was going on here? A little too much free range parenting and not enough helicoptering, all the way around.

Amanda Nabers is being held on $50,000 bail but I personally think she should be between with a wet sock full of pennies and then be locked in a room full of tantruming 3 year olds for an indiscriminate amount of time until she was fully cured of her bad parenting and pedophile ways. Throat Punch to you, Amanda Nabers, you are the Biggest Loser.

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Coffee Lovin' Mom 2011/09/08 - 10:05 pm

Wow..just wow – she definitely deserves the throat punch!

Dana K 2011/09/08 - 10:21 pm

WTF is wrong with people? I didn’t want to have sex with 13 yr old boys WHEN I WAS 13!!! I can’t even wrap my mind around a grown ass woman wanting to have sex with a barely pubescent boy.

Jess 2011/09/09 - 10:47 am

Wow. What a bitch!

Hopes@Staying Afloat! 2011/09/09 - 6:50 pm

Totally throat punch worthy and THEN SOME!! Idiot!

Jenn 2011/09/09 - 11:55 pm

I hadn’t heard about this but this girl is seriously sick and twisted. Every time I hear about someone/something like this I wonder why people like that are able to HAVE children of their own. One of the things I wonder the most about in life…

Truthful Mommy 2011/09/11 - 4:36 pm

It is mind boggling that so many people want babies and can’t have them and then people lke this idiot have them and don’t take care of them:(


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