menstruation, co-sleeping, co-toileting, attachment parenting, humor, raising girls

That One Time I Went Into “Heat” at Panda Express

Today, I am going to tell you a little story about raising daughters and menstruation. No, it has nothing to do with half-naked selfies but it […]
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My Cervix Went to the Gynecologist and All I got was this Xanax

My cervix and I had my yearly this morning. I kinda hate it because I have an abnormally deep cervix and so they have to use the […]
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The Shark Week Sneak

Vacation Shark Week is Deadly For all the men, the Shark Week Sneak is like the quarterback sneak only much more bloody and without purpose. For […]
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How to Survive Shark Week without Someone Losing a Limb

Shark week is not my favorite week of the month. Shark week (menstruating and PMS, in case you were confused) is just one more thing that […]

PMS and Motherhood

PMS~ There is Premenstrual Syndrome, more aptly called the one week a month that I hate all living creatures for even having the gall to breathe, […]