This week is the first week that I am opening Throat Punch Thursday up for linking up and I am very excited! Basically,the premise is this…you write a post about who you think deserves a Throat Punch.It can be anybody in the entire universe.It can be personal, it could be someone in the news ( my favorite source is CNN) or anyone or anything that you think warrants getting its Throat Punched. A high and hard punch to the gullet, you be the judge. Once the post is written, come here, grab the button and put it on your post, and link up.The only thing that I ask is that you follow me. If you are looking for the GFC button, select “more info” tab on the header and there it will be.
Moving on with my selection for Throat Punch Thursday, I have to be honest,there were so many asshats this week that I could not narrow it down to one single recipient.So, for our inaugural Throat Punch Thursday link up I have selected three recipients.
The first recipient is all the crazed Mommies up in arms about this stupid ass MTV show “Skins”. Believe me, I want to boycott that bitch for the poor acting alone but come on..link ups to boycott a show? It’s a show from the same folks who bring you “Jersey Shore” what were you expecting? I mean, who even watches MTV anymore? It sucks.That’s a fact. You should expect it to suck. I fully agree that Skins is not appropriate viewing material for anyone under the age of 18. But we have parental control,do we really want to bring censorship into the mix? Then there was the whole the kids are under 18 who are “acting” in the show.Well, I’m pretty sure their parents have to sign a waiver and a guardian has to be on set. Do we put the parents in jail?I mean where does this stop? Let’s just turn the damn channel and call it a day!So, to you ladies, you get a Throat Punch!
Next,Oprah’s “Secret”! How the hell is this newsworthy? Have we become so ridiculous as a nation that the world stops and holds its breath to hear Oprah’s “Secret” but there are people dying in the streets from hunger, no shelter and violent crimes but for Oprah…we care! I personally don’t give a shit if she has a sister or 20. I don’t give a rats ass if she is part man or donkey or whatever. I know she’s “Oprah” but that doesn’t make her any more valuable than any other person in the world..to me. Hopefully, to her Mama and that half sister of hers,she is worthy of caring about her secret. So, Throat Punch to everyone who stood in silence for an entire day waiting to hear this ridiculous piece of information.I am glad she can get that out to 8million people…I believe that is what she said her reach was on Barbara WahWah. Kudos to you and your reach.
Last, but certainly not least, the creators, distributors and wearers of Pajama Jeans! Need I even elaborate? But you know me, of course I will. First, who the hell are they supposedly fooling? Do any of you confuse jeans with pajamas? It’s almost as ridiculous as those Jean diapers.Because, obviously, we were all fooled. I am sickened that not only do we make everything Super sized, this causes people to be super sized and instead of trying to get everybody healthy, some idiot decides “why do that? Let’s just make “Pajama jeans” so everybody fits them because they are PAJAMAS!” When did that become OK? To wear our pajamas around town, I must have missed the memo. I do take a personal offense that they market them to “Busy Moms”. As if it takes so much time and effort that us sodding lazy Mommies can’t be bothered to button a fly. Or maybe its that they think we have such low regard for ourselves that this is a step up from our yoga pants. Well, I say no! If I’m wearing my yoga pants, at least I’m half way there to working out. With Pajama jeans, I’m half way back in bed…super sizing myself. So, to you PAJAMA JEANS and all of your affiliates I say you get a donkey kick to the head for being such insulting bastards!
Well,that wraps up my Throat Punches for this Thursday. I hope you will all link up and leave me a comment so that I can come read your posts! I can’t wait to see who you all bestowed your Throat Punches on. Happy Throat Punch Thursday! And remember, don’t get mad..give them a Throat Punch!
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That’s so funny! I was going to do a Lucha post on diaper jeans after I read your FB post on pajama jeans the other day. Maybe Lucha will link up to Throat Punch Thursday! Ha!
Naomi,
That would have been awesome if Lucha linked! Bwahahaha! Yes , the diaper jeans are ridiculous!LOL Almost as retarded as the little baby stilettos, but that’s another idiocracy all together!
Totally agree with the Oprah thing. And she kept saying stuff like “I wanted you to her it from me first”….Who cares!!!! She made a huge deal out of it.
Krysta,
Are you admitting that you actually watched it?LOL Shhh, don’t admit it. You are much too cool to admit to that!
Ha ha … love Throat Punch Thursday! Swear, I haven’t heard about the pajama jeans yet until now in your post. I know, I lead a sheltered life. As for Oprah, I so agree with you. Who. Friggin. Cares. So many more people out there we need to be caring about nevermind Oprah and her stupid secret.
I wanted to write something to link up but it would be about a work colleague and I could get into some big doo doo crap over it if anyone found it. You know what I mean.
Great post!
Bruna,
I;ve heard that it is NO BUENO to post about co workers…its a path to sure destruction. We don;t want you getting fired. Maybe you could do a “thinly” veiled post:) Never name Names..unless you don’t care if they know.That’s the golden rule of blogging!LOL Tread lightly my friend!
LMAO. Linkups for a boycott. Can you say LAME? BORED? LOSER?!
Yes! Oprah’s secret was total crap and means nothing to anyone but her. Maybe I’m a bitch but I was expecting something good, like “I”m a lesbian and Gayle’s my gay lover” or SOMETHING.
I need to hook up with a throat punch. Just let me think of a good one that won’t get me fired…
Jess,
Yeah. don;t get yourself fired. I surely don’t want to be responsible for that. Of course, you could do it ( as I told Bruna) “thinly veiled” and they would never know who you were talking about…but you wouldn’t be able to say they were even form work or you could risk getting busted:) Damn you and your popular self:) XO
Love the throat punch, you know it. And Ofrah. Well. She’s wetoddid.
Hilarious – I love that you’re inciting a throat punch revolution. And I’m so on board with your first two today. Really. Don’t watch it if you don’t like it, and I could care LESS about Oprah’s secret. I’d respect her a lot more if she DIDN’t make a show out it, rather kept it personal, within her family. As for the pyjama jeans – I’m embarassed to say I actually find them kind of tempting – I’ve never seen a real pair, but I’m curious to see if they would actually look like real jeans…but I would never actually admit to wearing a pair.
Love you, sister from another mother!!!
xoxoxp
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