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Chelsea Handler, Kim Kardashian, Ass off, #breaktheInternet

My brain is fried and I am sitting at ballet class because I am THAT mom, the one who sits and waits and never leaves her children unattended. Yeah, I wish I could but I can’t because well, helicopter mom in recovery. Anyways, since my brain is nearly out of space and operating at 3% today, I call your attention to Kim Kardashian and Chelsea Handler’s epic battle royale of the asses. As in both have their asses bared on the Internet today and both are asses for doing so.

Personally, I don’t need to nor did I ever want to see Kim Kardashian or Chelsea Handler’s bare ass in my social media tread. How is that news? Is there a monkey going to fly out of there? Does it do tricks? I don’t know. Is this the new “it” thing to do for the over 30+ set put your naked ass on the Internet? I know why Kim did it, because she never passes up a chance to exploit herself. She makes her living as an actual fame whore. But Chelsea Handler, she should know better. Maybe she just wanted in on some of the fame?

These grown women must really think highly of their asses to take Selfies of them. I mean, they are not 19 and this is not a career..baring your ass…unless you are in porn, right? Are they offering classes in ass Selfies at university these days? Is that a thing? Because if it is…my girls might have to get college level homeschooling.

The news is pretty shit these days, if someone’s not getting killed for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, some kid’s getting killed, raped or maimed for being nothing more other than smallish or you have narcissistic celebrities who compete for our media attention by exploiting their nakedness i.e. butt Selfies, leaked sex tapes or post coital Instagram photo opps. Is this really the world we live in?

Anyways, just wondering if the rest of you find Kim and Chelsea’s ass newsworthy? Trending worthy even? I think if we do, we are probably more part of the problem than part of the solution. I won’t share the photos because GROSS. I think their daddies needed to love them a little more so they didn’t need constant validation from the Internet.

If you truly want to see something beautiful look in the mirror and stop wasting time on these idiots. I’m not going to lie, Kim Kardashian’s baby oiled slicked up  derriere made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

What do you think of these two adult women having an ass off on the Internet?

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