Kendall Jenner is in the news. The Kardashian’s have jumped the shark and pushed the younger sisters into the fire. Dear sweet baby Jesus what is this world coming to when in one week Kendall Jenner is all over the news for being too skinny and Ford has Khloe, Kim, and Kourtney Kardashian locked in a trunk dressed like hookers? I can’t even make this shit up. Poor Kendall Jenner and the Kardashian girls just can’t catch a break. Never thought, I’d be typing that sentence but I am, damn it.
Honestly, it’s one thing when a bunch of jealous assholes make fun of Kim Kardashian comparing her to an Orca whale (which I do not approve of ever making fun of a pregnant women, ever, not even a Kardashian) or making fun of Kourtney for procreating with Scott Disick (or not) and I can barely tolerate all the jokes about poor Khloe being the bastard Kardashian, but really people have lost their damn minds lately? Bullying a kid, really?
The Kardashian/Jenners are by far one of our favorite guilty pleasures; the family everyone loves to hate and a large part of that blame lies on the head of their fame whore momager, Kris Kardashian who has been whoring her girls out on television for years now. She needs to be flogged for her bad parenting skills and I pray those girls have some other woman whom they base their parenting techniques on because honestly look where it’s landed them. I’m expecting Kris Jenner to adopt a couple little babies from a third world country any day now just to keep the family business going. Or maybe she’s going to be an out of control grandmomager? Yikes.
Anyways, this week, the next generation of Kardashian/Jenner, Kendall Jenner is gracing the cover of Harper’s Bazaar Arabia and telling all about how people bully her and call her too skinny and anorexic. Not cool people. She is only 17-years-old and making fun of her size, too fat or too skinny, is mean and detrimental to her self-image. Either way, making fun of someone’s appearance is hurtful. Words hurt people. I’m pretty sure that these people that are calling her anorexic are doing so out of jealousy. Just stop it. You’re bullying and bullying is bullshit and you are an asshole if you do it, especially to a kid. The end. You want to fuck this kid up for the rest of her life? Her mom’s already doing a bang up job of doing that. Leave the kid alone!
Not to be outdone, Ford has been connected with some sexists ads (the photos were leaked and Ford is dropping it like its hot, backing the fuck away and running for cover throwing the artist under the bus while it does) by ambitious young creative at ad agency, JWT, with what they thought was a wicked sense of objectification humor. The ads depict everybody’s favorite Kardashian trio in a trunk bound and gagged dressed like hookers. Seriously, at a time in history where rape culture is running rampant and things like the Steubenville gang rape are happening, is it really a great idea to even joke about an ad campaign wherein you throw women in a trunk of a Ford bound? The only thing missing was the fucking bottles of booze, ruffies and a front seat full of high school football players. Bad move, Ford. If you don’t respect women, I’m not giving you my money.
The three unapproved rogue ads for the compact Ford Figo, were posted on the portfolio-sharing site Ads of the World last week and spotted by a Business Insider reporter, who called them “disturbing.” The ads were not approved by higher-ups and were not used commercially, according to JWT (part of worldwide ad agency giant WPP) but insulting and demeaning nonetheless. Watch out Ford, you’ll have Kris Kardashian to contend with and I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy?
So this week’s throat punch goes to the assholes who think it’s okay to make fun of someone’s weight, too fat or too skinny. It’s no more right to mock Kendall Jenner’s thin, svelte body than it is to mock Melissa McCarthy’s robust one. No one deserves to be judged on their size. I can’t believe that I’ve been made to do this but society has forced me into it, a throat punch in defense of the Kardashian girls this week and for all women to the assholes at the Indian ad agency who made the rogue ad. Don Draper would surely not have approved of this mock up and apparently he’s the biggest dick of all.