Definitive Proof that Too Much Sex is Unhealthy

Oh you read that title right? And I'm the barely living proof. In case you’ve been wondering where the hell I’ve been all week, I got taken out of the game by a U.T.I. Yep, I said it. No alibi just a damn U.T.I. I’m feeling like I’m upside down in the middle of nowhere. [...]

By | September 23rd, 2016|Categories: Featured, humor, Mommy Truisms|Tags: , |0 Comments

Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop; How to Survive Parenting

Ever find yourself Googling how to survive parenting? My girls are past the toddler years and we even lived through the threenager years...twice! We’ve survived the first days of school and those first years of the insecurity of the early years of elementary school and learning to coexist with others. We are falling fast, headlong into [...]

By | July 5th, 2016|Categories: Mommy Truisms|Tags: , , |0 Comments

Momojis and the Secret Lives of Parents

Disclaimer: This is part of a sponsored collaboration with DiMe Media and Luvs but all opinions about Momojis are 100% mine. We all know that a picture is worth a thousand words and, as parents, we know that we never have enough free time on our hands and little ears hear everything we say, especially those [...]

By | December 11th, 2015|Categories: giveaway, Mommy Truisms|Tags: , , , |40 Comments

Quick Tips for the Busy Mom

*Disclosure: I received product and compensation for this post from Colgate Total Repair but all opinions are my own. Life Hacks to help you feel and look beautiful even when you’re exhausted. One thing that I’ve learned from being a mom for 10 years is that, we cannot have it all. We can have a lot but [...]

By | October 24th, 2015|Categories: Mommy Truisms, Sponsored Post|Tags: , |0 Comments

I Used to Be Beautiful

I use to be beautiful. When I was younger, I always thought I could be taller, thinner, lips fuller, breasts bigger, skin darker, nose straighter, fingers longer. Believe me, I had a laundry list of things that I wanted to change about myself. I think most of us probably do, at that age. But photos tell [...]

By | March 25th, 2014|Categories: Mommy Truisms|Tags: , , , , , |7 Comments

Moms & Dads, Parenthood is Not a Pissing Contest!

You know how sometimes you read something and it just rubs you the wrong way? Well, this post by Stephanie Metz rubbed me the wrong way. Her sanctimommy antics have caught my attention and not in a good way. Apparently, these days, to be a good parent we are not supposed to give a shit about our [...]

By | November 19th, 2013|Categories: Mommy Truisms|Tags: , , , |3 Comments

The Beauty of Motherhood

I've been thinking about motherhood a lot lately, in every way. It's been a life changing couple of years. When I started this blog, I was in the thick of motherhood. I couldn't see the beauty of it at all. Sure, I saw the miracle in birth and felt the all consuming love that filled [...]

By | November 11th, 2013|Categories: Mommy Truisms, Parenting|Tags: , , , |4 Comments

Minivan Mommies ~Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Night

Dear Minivan Mommies, Do NOT go gentle into that good night. Fight it. Rage against the temptation nay the spiritual castration that is the minivan. Sure they make them in secret agent squirrel charcoal and sleek Land Rover black. Ooh, they try to fool us into believing those minivans are cool. But remember your senses woman, [...]

By | September 1st, 2013|Categories: Mommy Truisms, Travel|Tags: , , , |43 Comments

The Shit My Kids Say!

The shit my kids say no longer shocks me, though it probably should.Since becoming a mother, I have said and heard a lot of crazy stuff come out of little mouths. Things that I never thought I'd hear before, never mind say..out loud! Seriously, I do a lot of double takes in my house because [...]

By | August 21st, 2013|Categories: Mommy Truisms, Sponsored Post|Tags: , , |1 Comment

I’m a Hoarder & Hate Garage Sales

This past weekend was our neighborhood garage sale. I hate garage sales with a fervor. I am not a firm believer in one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. It’s a lot of work and quite honestly, it’s not very emotionally easy for me. I tend to be a hoarder of people, experiences and things. No, not like the show Hoarders but I do have a hard time letting go. I want to believe that everything has a purpose and I always feel like letting go of these things that I so closely relate to memories feels like letting go of different times in my life. My mind knows there is no real correlation but my heart, my heart is not so sure that those plastic bins don’t hold my memories in tact. […]

By | May 20th, 2013|Categories: Mommy Truisms|2 Comments